A healthy sense of humor is important. In fact, Jesus probably had a great sense of humor. Given the unique character of each of the Apostles, if Christ didn’t laugh at times … he’d most likely have been brought to tears!
All that having been said, how about taking a few minutes for a chuckle or diversion. Each of the following downloadable files has been scanned with Norton AntiVirus and found to be virus free.
Click on the desired link and SAVE the file to your computer (often times, it’s easiest to save it to your desktop). Then navigate to your desktop and execute (double click) the file you just saved.
Airline Safety | How would you feel if you heard the captain of your flight making this announcement? |
Annoyances | Looking for a “creative” way to keep an annoying person busy? Send them this URL! |
Art | Check out these brain-teasers!!! |
Atheism | Everyone has their holiday. Christians have theirs. Jews have theirs. And so do atheists! |
Bad Day | You know it’s a bad day if … |
Bad Morning(1.5MB) | Given Cleveland weather, you’ll appreciate how back your morning can possibly be. (And be grateful this isn’t you!) |
Banking | Kids will say the funniest things at the most inappropriate time! |
Baptism | This story will give you a “whole new perspective” on Baptism by immersion! |
Baptism by immersion (3.5MB) |
Needless to say, this won’t be a problem at OLG! |
Blonde Star 365k (mp3) |
This is one that can’t be described. Get ready to laugh heartily!!! |
Boots | In a winter when we’ve had an overabundance of snow, those of you with children may appreciate this. (those without may appreciate it, too!) |
Bubble wrap | Looking for a way to channel stress? Help is but a mouse-click away! This is a Shockwave file and requires Macromedia’s FREE Shockwave Player (which, if not already installed on your computer, can be downloaded free by clicking here). |
Buttonz | Are you, perhaps, bored … or looking for a way to pass the time. Check this out! |
Cajun Math Test | See if you can figure out this applicant’s unique math skills! |
Can you read this? | Yes, English is a word-ordered language. But I bet there’s something you didn’t know about English. Read on to find out … |
Canine vs. feline 1MB | This video clip lets you know who’s smarter! |
Cats (2.8 MB) | While cats may seem like docile creatures, here’s a “hidden camera” perspective on how they wake their owners from a sound sleep. |
Celibacy | It’s sometimes the result of putting ones foot in ones mouth! |
Chow Mein | Be mindful that this file was uploaded by a pastor who likes canines, but is not fond of felines. This is a Shockwave file and requires Macromedia’s FREE Shockwave Player (which, if not already installed on your computer, can be downloaded free by clicking here). |
Church | Be careful, if you’re going to “snore” in church! |
Commercial 2MB | This VISA commercial is downright cute. |
Commode Conundrum | Imagine visiting the restroom and overhearing this conversation! It may well happen to you! |
CooCoo | Ever wonder what God thinks about how we’re handling things “down here?” |
Courtesy 1.4MB | Going out of your way to be helpful and courteous doesn’t always bring the desired results. (You MUST have a sound card to appreciate this video clip!) |
Cremation | Before viewing this comic, be aware that the Catholic Church does permit cremation. (click here for more details on this subject). |
Dentist (7.5MB) | Imagine Tim Conway as your dentist! This skit from the Carol Burnette show will leave you rolling on the floor! |
Dishwashers | Have you ever wondered “How does a dishwasher work?” Look at this, and you’ll know! |
Dogs (1.3MB) | Dogs don’t always come when they’re called. Ever wonder why? |
Dr. Seuss | A lost Dr. Seuss poem about work has been found. CHECK IT OUT! |
Election 2004 | Will the Supreme Court get involved in 2004? |
Eye Test (76.5k) | Can you tell under which block the alligator can be found? |
FBI | In an attempt to thwart homeland terrorism, the FBI has devised a new method of insuring that the internet is not used against the USA. |
FEMA | Finally, as hurricane season is about to begin anew, FEMA has released new guidelines for building in the flood-plain areas of the USA. |
Flash Mind Reader | This “mind reader” will amaze you! Check it out – it guesses correctly EVERY time! |
Ford (1.04MB) | FINALLY, they’ve invented a car that defies birds. Check out this windows media player movie! |
Fortune Cookies | Actually, these are Misfortune Cookies. And, there’s as many as you’d like. Check out this shockwave file. |
Funeral | Bet you’ve never been to a “funeral” like this! |
God and Science | Check out this transcript of a conversation between the Almighty and an energetic scientist! |
God exists!!! | Though some may question the existence of God, this story conveys the experience of one “former” atheist. |
Grocery Store | Technology may be good, but there’s always a chance it’s gone too far! |
Hammer King (2.9MB) | You may consider yourself well versed with a hammer, but can you drive a nail as creatively as does the man in this video? |
Health in the 21st Century | Ever wonder about the facts behind exercise? Read through this “tongue in cheek” Questions & Answerdialog. |
Helpful child (2.3MB) |
We complain when kids don’t help. I’ll bet the mom in this video clip complains that her child is TOO helpful! |
Home Depot (2MB) |
“Larry the Cable Guy” (from Blue Collar Comedy Tour) speaks of his experience at this noble establishment. |
Home Improvement (1.7MB) |
Those home improvement warehouse circulars are extremely helpful in initiating those home improvement projects. How helpful, you ask? Watch and see!!! |
Invisible Fence (600k) |
This video will give you a whole new perspective on the possible uses of the Invisible Fence! |
IRS | Frustrated with the IRS? Try this approach! |
IRS Audit | While not a recommended approach, it does bring a smile to the face. |
Italian Tomato Garden |
Check out the ingenious way the tomato garden gets prepared for planting. |
Large Screen TV’s (3MB) |
Here’s one persons perspective on why the guys go for the LARGE SCREEN TVs. |
Lay’s (1.5MB) | They say you can’t eat just one. |
Lessons from Mom | Thanks, mom, for having taught me… |
Letter of Recommendation | When you ask your boss for a Letter of Recommendation, make sure he means what he’s written! |
Library etiquette(2.4 MB) | At least the blonde in this video-clip becomes “sensitive” to the fact that she’s in a library! |
Math Skills (4mb) | If new math techniques perplex you, perhaps you’d appreciate the mathematical skills of Ma and Pa Kettle! Perhaps the Kettle’s should have worked for Enron! |
Mental Health Center mp3 |
Check out the automated attendant at a local (and hopefully fictional) Mental Health facility! |
Microsoft | Ever call technical support (for Microsoft or anyone else)? Click here to discover the rigorous screening process to which all applicants are subjected before being hired! |
Mom Song (8.8mb) | Imagine everything that Mom would say in the course of 24 hours being condensed into 2 minutes and 53 seconds. Well, listen closely! |
Mona Lisa (625k) | Did you ever wonder what the Mona Lisa does for entertainment? After all, she sits in the Louvre day after day – in the same position, day after day. Take a look at what caught the eye of one passer-by. |
Mother of the year! (1mb) |
This woman deserves a medal! Check out how she responded to her unruly child. |
Mother’s Day | This is a story of why mom’s lips remained chapped on Mother’s Day! |
Mouse (712k) | Having problems with your computer mouse. Viewing this might just help you solve your problem! |
Pasta Diet | While there are many “fad” diets that don’t work, this one is foolproof! If you follow it closely, you’re guaranteed to lose weight! |
Pick a number | Follow the directions, and click on the guy in the lower left of the screen to move on. This one will “blow your mind!” |
Pit Stop 3MB |
This video clip demonstrates the power we hold in our hands! |
Political Promises | Ever wish you could get even with a politician? Check this out… |
_ool Fun 1MB |
Notice that there’s no “p” in our pool? We’d like to keep it that way! This video clip adds a new perspective to that saying. |
Pre-school test | Check it out. Can you pass it??? (If you think this one is difficult, check out the 8th grade proficiency exam from 1895!) |
Print Screen (5.1MB) |
Sometimes the simplest of computer commands just doesn’t work. Here’s one guys solution! |
Printer Problems | Ever have problems with your printer? Maybe it’s got to do with your mouse! |
Proficiency Exam |
Check out this 8th grade proficiency exam from 1895. Bet you can’t pass it! (when you give up on this one, try the Pre-school test!) |
Proficiency Exams 4MB |
It’s just a matter of time before this happens here! |
Quail Hunting | Have a little “fun” with the vice-presidential mishap of 2006. |
Quality time | Are you tired of hearing: “We never do enough together?” Check this idea out! |
Spare Time | What do you do in your “spare time?” |
Safe Sex | This graphic covers the topic so well that no additional words are necessary |
School Hotline! | How would you react if you called your child’s school and heard this message! (mp3 file) |
Should House (pdf) | When you’re overwhelmed by all the things you should have done … print out this Should House so you can keep things in perspective. |
Smiley Face | Ever wonder what the back of a smiley-face looks like? Well, your curiosity will be quenched in but a moment! This is a Shockwave file and requires Macromedia’s FREE Shockwave |
Smokers | Imagine that you’re in a smoking lounge and happen to look up at this graphic. Would it be enough to get you to quit smoking? |
Soccer 4MB | Whether you’re an avid soccer fan or not, you’ll appreciate the “technique” employed by this video clip! |
Solar System |
This one isn’t humorous; it’s awesome.It paints a whole new perspective upon our “significance” in our solar system! |
Technology | … as understood by country folk! |
Theft | Can you help solve this crime? |
Three little pigs | |
Tomato Garden | Check out Italian ingenuity! |
Trade | In an attempt to curb government spending, some have begun bartering. Look at what this politician got in trade! |
Virus Alert! | There’s a new and virulent virus that’s running rampant through the cyber world. What you need to know to protect yourself is contained herein! |
When I was a kid… | Remember all those stories your grandparents used to tell you? Here’s one you’ll be able to share with your kids!!! |
Wife’s Prayer | This is the wife’s response to the one about Bob’s Retirement … listed above. |
World’s Easiest Quiz |
Test your knowledge of trivial facts.Only 4 out of 10 is required for passing! |